Douche Bags Unite: Ted Nugent On Dennis Miller Show Tonight

Today, Dennis Miller played host to Ted Nugent on his show. Of course Ted was there to be the douche bag that he is and promote is book and spout off about how much of a patriot he is, about shooting and eating animals and about shooting Mexicans crossing in to U.S. borders. The show aired at 11:20 and I didn’t bother to listen. Seriously, do we need to hear anything more from Ted Nugent?

Upon reading a comment from a reader yesterday (Thanks), informing me that Ted dodged the draft during the Viet-Nam war, I looked in to it to find out what he really did. It is said that he stopped performing any personal hygiene weeks before attending his draft physical and even stopped using the bathroom and urinated and defecated in his pants. He claims that this statement was made up for an interview in High Times Magazine. Who the hell makes up draft dodging stories? He also claimed he was attending college and got a year deferment. He then claims he felt guilty for not serving in Viet Nam and made USO trips to Iraq and Afghanistan. Yeah, that makes up for it. Bill Clinton made up for it by being President Of The United States for 8 years and our economy was great, so you going to play a few shows for the REAL Patriots is not really making up for it. In the mean time, your buddy “W” has dug us into a ravine called recession.

I don’t have a problem with Ted’s views on the second amendment, but I do have a problem with right wing dumb-asses that think that every time a Democrat is running for office that their guns rights are at risk. The same type of people that think America, as we know it will be gone if Obama is elected to office. Let me say that we have survived 8 years of George W. Bush. How much worse could it possibly get. If we can get through the “Bush Era”, I think we can persevere through just about anything.

Anyway, like many others, I have a problem with this dude running around America, claiming to be some Super-Patriot fighting for the rights, blah-blah-blah. Shut up, Ted. Shoot the animals on your farm/zoo (That’s right. He stocks his land with animals and later “Hunts” them.), play your guitar and STFU. Your little ass-kissing minions might love to hear you spew your illogical bullcrap, but I’m tired of it.

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