Rock Of Love Bus Casting Calls

The Rock Of Love Bus with Bret Michaels has got it’s wheels rollin’! Below is a list of cities that it will be stopping at. So if you are a filthy skank that wants to make your family proud beautiful girl and fan of Bret Michaels and want to embarass yourself by drinking mass quantities of alcohol and do things that make you look like a bigger whore that you already are  make an impression on Brett Michaels and maybe become his next fling on a show that is obviously predictable and over-rated, but get’s good ratings love and maybe the woman he marries yeah right , then follow the directions below and maybe you can be the next woman to humiliate yourself in front of the whole damn world rock Bret’s world. Or just the bed in the back of his tour bus. Audition instructions after the fold…that means click on “read more” in case your IQ is less than 6.

 The  casting tour bus will be stopping in these cities:

Los Angeles, CA
Las Vegas, NV
Salt Lake City, UT
Hoboken, NJ
Long Island, NY
New York, NY
Corpus Christi, TX
Chicago, IL
Cincinnati, OH
Charlotte, NC

To audition, email the following info as soon as possible.

Name
Age
Phone number
MySpace link
A short bio
And attach a recent photo of yourself

Send to: LArock@realtalentcasting.com

All applicants must be 21+

Location: Los Angeles
Compensation: $100/day

“Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels” is set to premiere in early 2009.