So the first episode of The Rock Of Love Bus aired last nigh…and re-aired today. I forgot about it last night but caught it on the rebound today. To say the least, this is probably going to be a crazy season. There are a couple of women on the show that DO show a little class and restrain…but this is only the first episode. Let run down a few things that went on in the first episode.

Bret Takes usual pictures of contestants, recognizes one from “Movies”
Girl drinks too much, pukes, french kisses Bret less than 5 minutes later.
Women scream …read more

Amongst the plethora of Guns N Roses Chinese Democracy news and former band members kissing Axl’s corn-row braided ass hairs, hoping for a Guns N Roses Reunion, there is actually some non GNR news!
Bret Michaels of Poison is writing a biography about himself. He says the title is still a working progress but right now it’s just called “The Brett Michaels Story“. I imagine it will have a heading title like “Every Rose Has It’s Thorn” or Something To Beleive In”. You know, something to make it sound more interesting that it really is. You can read an interview …read more

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O.k., well technically it’s a bus.  But all humor aside for a sad situation. If you haven’t been following the news on this Rock Of Love Bus accident, a member of the crew was heading to the next stop of the Rock Of Love Bus tour in a truck carrying equipment when he fell asleep at the wheel. He crossed over the median and hit two cars killing two teenagers. The driver, Dennis Hernandez survived the crash and will be charged in the accident. TMZ reported that Bret Michaels put the breaks on the love bus …read more

Tommy Lee…you know, that guy that plays drums for Motley Crue but is so over rock music and really into DJ’ing. Well it appears that he’s catering to the needs to Bret Michaels sloppy seconds. Daisy De La Hoya (No doubt a strippers name) is now the next to be infected. Bret Michaels’ Rock Of Love 2 reject was not picked for a reason. Even Bret has standards, believe it or not. The Poison front man picked not to pick this rat faced, skank-muffin (forgive my honest bluntness) and picked an older, bit more conservative woman in…what’s her name? Anyway, …read more

Perhaps there are not as many Poison fans out there as they thought there were. Despite only selling about 2400 copies, Poison’s DVD Live Raw And Uncut has them sitting comfortably at number 8 on the Billboard Top Music Video Charts. I really don’t know who is rushing out to buy this. What can there be told that hasn’t been told before or filmed before. You see enough of Bret Michaels on Rock Of Love and you’ll get to see more of him on The Rock Of Love Tour Bus. Wooohooo! PbBbtttts!!!
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The Rock Of Love Bus with Bret Michaels has got it’s wheels rollin’! Below is a list of cities that it will be stopping at. So if you are a filthy skank that wants to make your family proud beautiful girl and fan of Bret Michaels and want to embarass yourself by drinking mass quantities of alcohol and do things that make you look like a bigger whore that you already are  make an impression on Brett Michaels and maybe become his next fling on a show that is obviously predictable and over-rated, but get’s good ratings love and maybe the …read more