O.k., well technically it’s a bus.  But all humor aside for a sad situation. If you haven’t been following the news on this Rock Of Love Bus accident, a member of the crew was heading to the next stop of the Rock Of Love Bus tour in a truck carrying equipment when he fell asleep at the wheel. He crossed over the median and hit two cars killing two teenagers. The driver, Dennis Hernandez survived the crash and will be charged in the accident. TMZ reported that Bret Michaels put the breaks on the love bus to reach out and express his sympathies to the families of the teens. Michaels made the following statement:

“As a father of two, I cannot even imagine what the families must be going through at this time. I will make every attempt to reach out to them to let them know that my heart and prayers are with them during their time of grief,” said Michaels in a statement.

Tommy Lee…you know, that guy that plays drums for Motley Crue but is so over rock music and really into DJ’ing. Well it appears that he’s catering to the needs to Bret Michaels sloppy seconds. Daisy De La Hoya (No doubt a strippers name) is now the next to be infected. Bret Michaels’ Rock Of Love 2 reject was not picked for a reason. Even Bret has standards, believe it or not. The Poison front man picked not to pick this rat faced, skank-muffin (forgive my honest bluntness) and picked an older, bit more conservative woman in…what’s her name? Anyway, Daisy will now be enjoying a taste of the “T-Bone” as so many women have before her. I hope they BOTH wear condoms…for humanity’s sake.

The Above picture is right before Tommy started dating her. Sixx and Lee saw her from afar as she was working the streets of the sunset strip and Tommy screamed “Dibs!”

Perhaps there are not as many Poison fans out there as they thought there were. Despite only selling about 2400 copies, Poison’s DVD Live Raw And Uncut has them sitting comfortably at number 8 on the Billboard Top Music Video Charts. I really don’t know who is rushing out to buy this. What can there be told that hasn’t been told before or filmed before. You see enough of Bret Michaels on Rock Of Love and you’ll get to see more of him on The Rock Of Love Tour Bus. Wooohooo! PbBbtttts!!!

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The Rock Of Love Bus with Bret Michaels has got it’s wheels rollin’! Below is a list of cities that it will be stopping at. So if you are a filthy skank that wants to make your family proud beautiful girl and fan of Bret Michaels and want to embarass yourself by drinking mass quantities of alcohol and do things that make you look like a bigger whore that you already are  make an impression on Brett Michaels and maybe become his next fling on a show that is obviously predictable and over-rated, but get’s good ratings love and maybe the woman he marries yeah right , then follow the directions below and maybe you can be the next woman to humiliate yourself in front of the whole damn world rock Bret’s world. Or just the bed in the back of his tour bus. Audition instructions after the fold…that means click on “read more” in case your IQ is less than 6. Read more