Winner Of "The Dirt" Contest Is…

The winner of the Motley Crue autobiography “The Dirt” is “S“, with her story of shutting of an ex’s utilities on a Friday.

“haven’t you ever called the new girlfriend and warned the girl of the guys bad things…or subscribed to a million magazines in his name, and shut off all his utilities during the day saying we are moving- and he comes home on a friday no water, no power to the place- haha and if he wants it hooked up on the weekend its extra!”

That’s really messed up and your an evil, evil woman. I’ll be contacting you shortly to retrieve your address.

I would like to offer an honorable mention to Miss X  who wrote this. It was a great story and I could visualize him going crazy trying to find the source of the noise.

“True dirt: my first boyfriend was a car-crazy a-hole who broke my heart. With the help of my little brother, I pried a rear hubcap off the a-hole’s vintage Mustang in the middle of the night and put a couple of nuts and bolts inside before putting it back. I heard he practically tore the car apart looking for the rattle!”

To those that entered and didn’t win, your story was either not quite “Dirt” enough or you just didn’t read the rules to the contest. Sorry, maybe next time.

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